"I will NOT have sex with Brian in a Batman suit!"-Feather
"He'd look like Batman had really let himself go!"-Kenny
"Can Thomas come out an play with me? You wanna go blow up a squirrel? Or go throw rocks at a jogger?"-Jeremy
"The sidewalk stops where the Mexicans stop."-Ski
"Corn!"-Ski
"You might not want to touch that. There is something on it. (What) It could be semen"-Amanda
"That is so Tobey!"-Ski and Feather
"Oh, that is so CGI!"-Bexter
"I had sex with a goat. No! Don't tell anyone!"-Stephen
"I don't sweet-talk my boyfriend like that."-Feather
"I'll beat your fuckin' ass mother fucker!"-10 year old Kid at Comicbook Shop
"Oh my! It's like we invaded 'Hunkistan'"-Ski
"Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake deserve each other. They're both nasty!"-Bexter's Mom
"I'm sorry you're bald and wearing a sweater."-British Guy
"OOOOO! Look at that sweet stuff! Deodorant, that's what I'm talkin' about!"-5 year old at Wal-Mart
"I'm gonna take Billy Idol upstairs and make sure he works right. If he doesn't, I think I might cry."-Bexter
"This is memorization! It doesn't require thinking at all!"-Herr Lehmeyer
"I'm sorry. I don't have time to be arrested."-Kurama
"If you get the Saruman trading card, Heather can't have it. Christopher Lee is my bitch."-William
"Men are like busses: if you miss out on one, another one will come along in about 15 minutes."-Star Jones
"Is Sara going to come and make fun of me this Monday? I missed her last week."-Stephen
"K-dog, go."-how Kenny answers his phone
"We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast? Or elevenzies? Or Luncheon? Or afternoon tea? Or dinner? Or supper?"-Pippin
"My tests are like ribs from Dreamland barbeque. Ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere."-Prof. Peacock
"Squeeze Legolas' legs together and repeat for daggar slashing action!"-instructions on my Legolas action figure
"My friend works for Martha Stewart, so I know all the dirt on her!"-Prof. Doug
"This is an ass that I have abstracted. I am holding up the original photo so you can get a better picture. It's a collage. Isn't my ass great? Nothing beats my ass!"-Kelly
"How could you give up Sting tickets?!?! I mean come on! The man can have sex for several hours at a time!"-Tina
"He's pretty. He's a pretty man, and I just hit him in the face with a caterpillar's ass."-Bexter
"No one bugs a teacher with nuclear weapons!"-Prof. Van Ziegert
